It finally slipped out of my mouth,
“You feel so GD happy these days because you also have gotten way more self absorbed/hypocritical, it never occurs to you anymore what anyone else might want or need so FU and your endless chatter about yr diet/exercise regimen and its benefits. Its easy when you stop taking care of anyone else but yourself”
This could be me right now but no…
Him: I had a dream I went to work for your favorite website.
Me: Really? Tell me more, we don’t know anyone who works there…
Him: Yeah, I was having this meeting with Marissa & she asked what I wanted to work on, wait, are you going to leave me for one of those tumblr millionaires?
Me: Only if his name is David Karp.
Him: Yeah. (Nods understandingly)