Most Paleolithic humans called their diet “starving to death.”
It finally slipped out of my mouth,
“You feel so GD happy these days because you also have gotten way more self absorbed/hypocritical, it never occurs to you anymore what anyone else might want or need so FU and your endless chatter about yr diet/exercise regimen and its benefits. Its easy when you stop taking care of anyone else but yourself”
This could be me right now but no…
Him: I had a dream I went to work for your favorite website.
Me: Really? Tell me more, we don’t know anyone who works there…
Him: Yeah, I was having this meeting with Marissa & she asked what I wanted to work on, wait, are you going to leave me for one of those tumblr millionaires?
Me: Only if his name is David Karp.
Him: Yeah. (Nods understandingly)